Imelda Goes To Heaven!

                "Imelda dies and goes to heaven. The heavenly court is gathered to 

                welcome all the newcomers to heaven. God the Father is there seated 

                on his throne in all his splendor. The Second Person of the Trinity 

                is there also, and the Holy Spirit, the Virgin Mary, and all the saints. 

                As Imelda enters, everyone stands up ­ except God the Father, who 

                does not get up from his throne. Jesus, the second Person of the 

                Trinity turns to him, and says, "Heavenly Father, what's the matter? 

                Why don't you stand up to welcome Imelda Marcos? 

                God the Father replies: "I am afraid to lose my seat. If I stand up 

                she will take my throne."