Traydor Jud Si Judas!

Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back.

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's Paul."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, Paul?"
"Haschich from Morrocco." "Excellent, come in."

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's Mark."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, Marc?"
"Marijuana from Columbia." "Excellent, come in."

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's Matthew."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, Matthew?"
"Cocaine from Columbia." "Excellent, come in."

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's John."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, John?"
"Ecstasy from Montreal." "Excellent, come in."

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's Luke."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam." "Excellent, come in."

Knock knock.. "Who's there?" "It's Judas."
Jesus opens the door "What did you bring back, Judas?"
"FBI!!! EVERYONE UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!"