Elephant!

A man walks into the doctors surgery, he can't even sit down.

The doctor asks "What’s the problem with you today? You seem to be in a lot of pain".

The man says he has an embarrassing thing to show him. The doctor explains that he has seen everything possible in his years as a doctor, therefore nothing will shock him.

So the man proceeds to drop his trousers and bend over.

The doctor gasps and says "What on earth happened to you?!! You have a massive hole in your bottom".

The man explained that he had just been on holiday in Africa. "I was raped by a male elephant" said the man.

At this point the doctor said, if this were true you wouldn’t be as damaged as that because the p3n!s on a male elephant isn’t that large.

At this point the man said "Yes I know that, but he fingered me first"